Who will win the forthcoming Election. Will it be Labour, will it be Conservative, will it be Liberal or will it be a Hung Parliament
Between now and the Election, perhaps ADMIN could set up our own going to the polls where we can place a VOTE on this forum

Hi Bryan I've done what you asked for hope it works

I voted Labour not because I think they are any better but because I think they are best placed to clean up the mess they've made

I voted for labour not that they are any better but why change ?

I think it will be hung. Or maybe hang.

Hang the lot of em

I am just grateful to be living a pleasant life in Bulgaria because one more term for Labour will plunge Britain back to the dark ages. It's such a shame to see the way they have destroyed a once great nation.

Lets face it who ever gets in will only be in it for what they can get out of it,and sod the voters!!

[size=200:nnsyugt6]GENERAL ELECTION MAY 6th 2010
Don't forget to place your vote

I voted but does it matter who gets in???????????????????????? NO!!

Roll on 6th May, goodbye Gordon, hopefully.

i voted Tory...as i truly beleive another term of these traitors will sink the once great titanic.

ive only voted Tory because the BNP were not listed,but given another term of Nuliebours incompentence ..they may very well be up there with the top 3 parties.

bobski.

A joke sent by a friend very true maybe?????

The right Hon Member of Parliament...............

Topical!



THIS IS A NON PARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY All PARTIES!
NOT ONLY THAT-- it is POLITICALLY CORRECT!!

While walking down the street one day a "
Member of Parliament"
is tragically
hit by a truck and dies.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter.. 'Before you settle in, it seems there
is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so
we're not sure what to do with you.'

'No problem, just let me in,' says the man.

'Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have
you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to
spend eternity.'

'Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,' says the MP.

'I'm sorry, but we have our rules.'

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,
down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a
green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of
it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake
his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at
the expense of the people.

They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and
champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly & nice guy who has
a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that
before he realises it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises....

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter
is waiting for him.

'Now it's time to visit heaven.'

So, 24 hours pass with the MP joining a group of contented souls moving
from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time
and, before he realises it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter
returns.

'Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose
your eternity.'

The MP reflects for a minute, then he answers: 'Well, I would never have
said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be
better off in hell.'

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to
hell.

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land
covered with waste and garbage.

He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting
it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. 'I don't
understand,' stammers the MP. 'Yesterday I was here and there was a golf
course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and
danced and had a great time.. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage
and my friends look miserable.


What happened?'

The devil looks at him, smiles and says, 'Yesterday we were campaigning...
...


Today you voted.'

It all looks very close to me but who wil;
l win? I don't think there will be a winner, and it certainly wont be Joe public that wins

BGTRAVELLER wrote:

It all looks very close to me but who wil;
l win? I don't think there will be a winner, and it certainly wont be Joe public that wins

hi,
something that was told to me yesterday was this (your vote must be these days for the party that going to do you the least harm).....sad but true &
its hard to choose which one would do you the least harm.

bobski.

Just watching the results drop in on the BBC website ... very close.

Looks like no party is likely to get the majority needed.