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Ok Willow here you go!

Gardening made easy!
An old man living alone in South Armagh,
whose only son was in Long Kesh Prison,
didn't have anyone to dig his garden for his potatoes.
So he wrote to his son about his predicament.
The son sent the reply, "
For HEAVENS SAKE,
don't dig the garden up, that's where I buried
the guns!!!!!"

At 3 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers
turned up and dug the garden for 3 hours,
but didn't find any guns.
Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him
what had happened, asking him what he should do now?
The son sent the reply: "
NOW plant the potatoes!"

Phew!!! Been hot here today

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oddball wrote:

Phew!!!  Been hot here today

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Berni, I'm having very strong words with you when I next come to BG. I told you not to put that private photo of me on the forum, now everybody will recognise me, darn you

willowsend wrote:

oddball wrote:

Phew!!!  Been hot here today

Berni, I'm having very strong words with you when I next come to BG. I told you not to put that private photo of me on the forum, now everybody will recognise me, darn you

I am so very sorry Willow  I really don't know what came over me But sooner or later it would come out, you know what VG is like she just can't help herself..

“A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. He shouted at her, "You aren't so good in bed either!" then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. "What took you so long to answer?" he asked. "I was in bed," she replied. "What were you doing in bed this late?" "Getting a second opinion.”

Paddy advised Mick to try Viagra, the new liquid type he said, Mick said why the liquid type and Paddy explained that he mixed it with Tipex and woke up in the morning with a correction

So the next time me Julie says to me , correction darling , I'll just say oh no it's just the way I'm sitting .

As long as you don't have your legs crossed...your dear Julie may even believe you!

Bernie, your jokes and one liners are the best, see you soon

paddy wrote:

Bernie, your jokes and one liners are the best, see you soon

Thanks mate! We look forward to seeing you too

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That last picture should be classed as a hive!....

see I knew there was a reason I liked bees