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PostSubject: Light hearted   Light hearted Icon_minitimeSat Jan 06, 2018 10:43 am

A Chinese business man has to attend an important meeting in London
He is in 1st class on Chinese Airlines, when the plane landed at Heathrow one hour early he said to a member of the cabin crew, good to be early and the reply was, airplane very fast, built in China
On leaving the airport he made his way to the taxi ranks where he found a taxi built in China, he asked the driver to take him to the Houses of Parliament , the business man asked how long the journey would take, the taxi driver replied, not long taxi built in China, very fast. When he got to his destination the business man asked how much please and the taxi driver replied £360.00 please, the business man was shocked and asked why so much, the taxi driver replied, meter very fast, built in China Light hearted 2381841692 Light hearted 2706089290
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