Riddle for you
A man and his son are driving down the road and he gets into a crash, two ambulances come and take the man and his son to two different hospitals. The son goes into the operating room and the doctor looks at him and says I can’t operate on this boy he is my son.
How is this possible:........

The Doc is his Mum ;
-)

Yep.

Indeed!!!! Guess that one was tooooooooooooooooooooooo easy Will add another shortly

OK NEW GAME

An Animal of Few Letters

I am an animal of few letters,
Remove the second and you can’t see,
Change it to “l” and I’m a punishment,
Yet backwards I’m a game.

What am I?

oddball wrote:

Indeed!!!! Guess that one was tooooooooooooooooooooooo easy Will add another shortly

I can now understand why you have turned to the lighter side of life (riddles) :Sunny:after the start you've had to 2014
Just don't go out in the car or on an airplane until it has all blown over, we don't want it to get any worse ::

Frog? (fog, flog, golf)

Chris wrote:

Frog? (fog, flog, golf)

Well done Chris! Will have to find another one now

answer Frog. It only has four letters, removing the “r” leaves fog, which makes it hard to see. Changing the “r” to an “l” makes flog, a punishment I hope you’ve never experienced. Flog backwards is golf, a game some would call a punishment when you keep swinging away at the ball yet it remains perched on its little white tower of terror while the other golfers impatiently wait for you to tee off.

Smartie pants!!!

bgbazz wrote:

Smartie pants!!!

Yes he is, but he might have problems with the next one

Riddle me this!
My motor revs, but I’m no rocket,
I’ll hit you deep within your pocket,
I’m a little tart, don’t be afraid,
Unless life’s gift – then quick, seek aid!

and this

On My Own I’m Twenty-Fourth

On my own I’m 24th,
Two of us and I’m 20,
Three of us and I’m 18.

What am I?

Looks like no one knows the answer to your latest riddle Berni . . . including me!!

itchyfeet wrote:

Looks like no one knows the answer to your latest riddle Berni . . . including me!!

They are too hard me thinks !!

oddball wrote:

Riddle me this!
My motor revs, but I’m no rocket,
I’ll hit you deep within your pocket,
I’m a little tart, don’t be afraid,
Unless life’s gift – then quick, seek aid!

A lemon. It’s a citrus fruit whose juice is acidic and can be used to conduct electricity for motors. A car or other purchase that has problems is known as a lemon and can be expensive to repair. Lemons have a tart flavor but do little harm (unless you get it in a cut, then it hurts like the dickens). The old saying goes, “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade” (I know, it’s spelled aid not ade but it sounds the same and wouldn’t make any sense the other way. It all works out nicely when the riddle is told instead of read.)

and this

On My Own I’m Twenty-Fourth

On my own I’m 24th,
Two of us and I’m 20,
Three of us and I’m 18.

What am I?

The letter X. It is the 24th letter of the alphabet, two Xs in Roman numerals equals twenty and triple x represents adult content, and adulthood is eighteen by law in most countries.

oddball wrote:

itchyfeet wrote:

Looks like no one knows the answer to your latest riddle Berni . . . including me!!

They are too hard me thinks !!

oddball wrote:

Riddle me this!
My motor revs, but I’m no rocket,
I’ll hit you deep within your pocket,
I’m a little tart, don’t be afraid,
Unless life’s gift – then quick, seek aid!

A lemon. It’s a citrus fruit whose juice is acidic and can be used to conduct electricity for motors. A car or other purchase that has problems is known as a lemon and can be expensive to repair. Lemons have a tart flavor but do little harm (unless you get it in a cut, then it hurts like the dickens). The old saying goes, “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade” (I know, it’s spelled aid not ade but it sounds the same and wouldn’t make any sense the other way. It all works out nicely when the riddle is told instead of read.)

and this

On My Own I’m Twenty-Fourth

On my own I’m 24th,
Two of us and I’m 20,
Three of us and I’m 18.

What am I?

The letter X. It is the 24th letter of the alphabet, two Xs in Roman numerals equals twenty and triple x represents adult content, and adulthood is eighteen by law in most countries.

Come on, how do you expect me to work that out, I cant even make it clear as to what half of my villa price is. Anyway it's past your bedtime you should be in bed getting your beauty sleep. Good night sleep well

willowsend wrote:

oddball wrote:

itchyfeet wrote:

Looks like no one knows the answer to your latest riddle Berni . . . including me!!

They are too hard me thinks !!

oddball wrote:

Riddle me this!
My motor revs, but I’m no rocket,
I’ll hit you deep within your pocket,
I’m a little tart, don’t be afraid,
Unless life’s gift – then quick, seek aid!

A lemon. It’s a citrus fruit whose juice is acidic and can be used to conduct electricity for motors. A car or other purchase that has problems is known as a lemon and can be expensive to repair. Lemons have a tart flavor but do little harm (unless you get it in a cut, then it hurts like the dickens). The old saying goes, “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade” (I know, it’s spelled aid not ade but it sounds the same and wouldn’t make any sense the other way. It all works out nicely when the riddle is told instead of read.)

and this

On My Own I’m Twenty-Fourth

On my own I’m 24th,
Two of us and I’m 20,
Three of us and I’m 18.

What am I?

The letter X. It is the 24th letter of the alphabet, two Xs in Roman numerals equals twenty and triple x represents adult content, and adulthood is eighteen by law in most countries.

Come on, how do you expect me to work that out, I cant even make it clear as to what half of my villa price is. Anyway it's past your bedtime you should be in bed getting your beauty sleep. Good night sleep well

Get away with you Willow, don't give me that rubbish!! - the body is old, but the brain is like a 20year old